Quintessential middle child (2nd of 3 and the only girl) of an Irish Catholic family. Her life role is that of peacemaker and angsty teenager. She is a hopeless romantic and she cries when she watches sports because she loves when people’s dreams come true. She has dislocated both her knees upwards of 20 times. Her memory before age 7 is basically non existent, but her mom will tell you that she used to eat dirt and wouldn’t let anyone dress her post age 2. San Francisco is her self-proclaimed home. Her proudest moment is perfectly reciting a monologue from The Office for her English class (she secretly thinks she would be a great actor despite severe stage fright). She loves young adult novels and poetry about existentialism. She tells just about everyone she meets that she studied English Literature despite any apparent lack of interest. She thinks about what her dog Gus is doing/thinking at least 50 times a day.